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Hey baby, if you know me, just gimme a text and we can chat it up.

If you don't, fuck you. Get your shit strait, worship me like a good puppy.

I'm the owner of DryHump Productions and promotions company, CEO, President, motherfuckin Empress all in one. I'm a bitch unless you gimme candy, I'm a sweet girl unless you piss me off.



I'm a SoCal girl, and fuckin' proud of it. So if you expect to get my ass involved more than an hour outta LA, you better pay extra. But hey, I'm worth it. I promote, dj, and pimp the hell outta good music...but only the good shit. So if you're in some shit punk band outta Santa Carelo, don't you dare gimme a friend request on Myspace hoping I'l help you get signed....I *will* pwn your ass, bitch. Hey dj's? Gimme something I've never heard before, (if you think you can...) and you might have a chance, kid. But don't bet on it.
But hey, if you've got some good shit (and I *mean* good shit), link me a demo and I might get back to you. If I like your style, mail me an ep or something and we'll talk some more. Just don't expect me to pay for it.

Oh, and I'm Japanese. Any shit comments and I claw your eyes out. Get me?

I'm addicted to the 00nz, baby. Better than god, better than coke, better'n sex.
If you want me to book you for anythign remotely resembling powernoize/ebm/industrial/synthrock/darkwave and you can't bring the 00nz, fuckin' forget it. I mean that.



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